Let’s start out with this shameless plug: For those that do not already know, we sell fantasy football draft board kits for serious/fun fantasy football leagues. What makes our draft boards so unique is that you can customize them. Some boards are up to 3′ x 6′ wide, so your league’s name is on display for all to see.
With that being said, we get a lot of interesting league names (“interesting” sounds so much better than unique or weird) that leagues choose to put on those draft boards. What’s more, leagues can choose to include their draft location or slogans on the boards. Some of the slogans get pretty interesting as well, but that’s for another post.
Here are actual names of fantasy football league draft boards that have been ordered on our site in 2013.
Antonio Cromartie’s 6-Year Olds Fantasy Football League
This obviously isn’t a league made up of Antonio Cromartie’s children, right? It’s a 12 team league, and Cromartie only has 9 or 10 six-year olds. Unless…..
The Man Cave Cave Men League
Alright, so this is a pretty awesome name for a fantasy football league. It’s hard to read the slogan on the image below, but it says “The Birthplace of Football.” Well done, Man Cave Cave Men League.
Fantasy ShMANtasy Fantasy Football League
We actually updated the final board to emphasize the MAN in ShMANtasy. Again, another pretty awesome league name. Some leagues are creative and some leagues are weird. This league might be a bit of both with the slogan “What’s your fantasy ??”
One question mark is fine. Two question marks means something totally different.
Eskimo Bros Fantasy Football League
If you are a fan of The League on FX, then you know all about Eskimo Brothers. Suffice to say that if all ten members of this league are eskimo brothers, well…. yeah… that’s interesting.
Itchin’ To Play With My Nuts Fantasy Football League
We can’t even classify this as interesting…. when we first got this fantasy football draft board order, we thought, “Is this real?”
It is indeed a real league name for a fantasy football league. Maybe it’s the league’s commish letting his league know that he can’t wait to play fantasy football with them.
Or maybe….. well…. nevermind.
Duly Noted XVII Fantasy Football League
The Duly Noted League gets recognition not because of the “Duly Noted” but because of the XVII. So far they are our longest running league, meaning that they have been going since 1996. So basically they drafted right after the Atlanta Olympics.
Therefore, this fantasy football league name has been… wait for it… duly noted.
Pylonpalooza 2013 Fantasy Football League
Someone took football and mixed with a concert … then they sprinkled in some alliteration. Awesome.
If a member of Pylonpalooza reads this, please contact us. We’ll send you a free Fantasy Football Nerd shirt. You deserve it.
The Love Boat Fantasy Football League
Can we please get a league picture of the Love Boat Fantasy Football League? Because honestly we have no idea what a fantasy football league of this name would look like.
Ham on the Plate Fantasy Football League
Ham on the Plate. That’s all I’ve got.
God bless Olive Branch, Mississippi.
Mustache.Meat.Men Fantasy Football League
If there was a league that encapsulated the raw male that rages inside of us during our league activities, it would be the Mustache. Meat. Men league… This is like the “Bear. Beats. Battlestar Gallactica” scene in the office. Where those three words describe a perfect nerd, this would describe a perfect league. Well done.
Steaks (rare) and beer were most definitely served at this fine fantasy football draft party.
Also, we’re glad that they spelled Meat with an A…. a misspelling on that word could have severe consequences.
X-Men Legacy League
Someone named their league after the X-Men, and then used a slogan from Talladega Nights. This is a confused league made up of nerds and rednecks.
Sounds like the typical league here in Tennessee.
The Fantasy Cave of Men Alliance Fantasy Football League
I don’t even know where to begin with this league name.
Imagine having a fantasy (sports) cave for your league.
Corn on the Schaub Fantasy Football League
This league makes the cut because of the cleverness of the league. This league definitely has some clever fantasy football team names.
Suck It Fantasy Football League
This is most definitely a bitter league with LOTS of trash talk.
Also, another reminder from The Office and their version of The Suck It vacuum.
How The F Did Walt Win? Fantasy Football League
The award for the best fantasy football league name goes to the “How the F Did Walt Win? Fantasy Football League.”
Most leagues keep their names from year to year, but our guess is that Walt is equal to The League’s “Taco,” forcing the league to keep this question burning for a whole season.
If we interpret this league correctly, Walt used three fluorescent green stickers on this draft board. (Green = Kicker)
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Who had the best league name and who had the creepiest league name?
Leave your comments below in the comments section and we’ll pick a random person to give away one of fantasy football shirts to. Thanks.