Great Fantasy Football team names are finely crafted works of art … or absolutely crazy mind droppings from the Mind of a Yeti. (Our own Davis Mattek gave his thoughts on just exactly how one should go about naming their Fantasy Football team.)
And that’s what we have here – over 60 gems mined deep in the recesses of Yeti Vedder’s brain, many of which coming with their own image some might use for their logo. (I came up with 25 great Fantasy Team names last season on Gonos’ site.)
These images come to us from the great guys over at BestFantasyTeamNames.com, which we suggest you check out for even more Fantasy Football team names. They provided several images below, but there are even more on their site.
Fantasy Football Team Names
Well, This Is Spiller — Spiller Night!
Mr. Spiller should be doing all kinds of TD dances this season. The Thriller dance will hopefully be one of them. (This story’s cover photo would be a perfect logo!)
Holmes, Sweet Holmes
I would try to find a new Holmes other than Santonio, if possible, especially if Mark Sanchez is still the QB. Is Priest available?
60 Minutes with Mike Wallace
Might be a real boring 60 Minutes for you with Ryan Tannehill throwing to Wallace. Now, if it is Mrs. Tannerhill, I might watch!
Do I take Gronk early and hope he is healthy? I am a HUGE Pats fan and I am avoiding Gronk like the plague.
The Show is Over Take Tebow
Seriously … Your season may as well be over if you are taking Tim Tebow.
The Big Tebowski
And in The Third String, Tebow Arises
I couldn’t resist …
A.J.’s, B.J.’s & H.J.’s or Dalton’s Roadhouse
Any time you can use H.J.’s and B.J.’s, it is funny. Roadhouse references are also funny!
90210′s Torrey Spelling
T-Rent is Too Damn High Party
Hilarity at its finest. Oh, and the price for Trent may be a little too damn high!
Look Kids, Big Ben, Parliament
It’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
You’re The Bess — Around! Nothing’s Ever Gonna Keep Ya Down!
Any time you can use a song from “The Karate Kid,” you use a song from “The Karate Kid!”
Arian Nation, Schaub My Knob, or Andre Johnson has a Posse
Racism? Check! Being a Pervert? Check! Andre the Giant? Check!
Up All Night to Get Lucky!
LOOK! It’s 80′s Movie Villain, Blaine Gabbert! — or It’s MJD Time!
Blaine Gabbert should have been a name in every 80′s movie! MJD is just a shout out to crappy beer!
I Let It Wayne On Dem Ho’s or Getting Lucky In Kentucky
Reggie Wayne deserves a name. What the Luck also works!
The Hurt Locker or Please Bring Hasselbeck
This works in so many ways because Jake Locker is always hurt. Get it? Your team is also hurt if you have Jake Locker!
Bironas from Growing Pains
Bironas is very close to boners.
Somewhere Over The Dwayne Bowe
If you have Dwayne Bowe, then this is perfection!
Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout Willis? Or It’s a Manning, Baby!
Diff’rent Strokes and Austin Powers. What can I say, I’m a sucker for throwbacks!
Mo’ Manning, Mo’ Problems
It’s tricky to rock a round and to have Darren McFadden. He is like a box of chocolates!
Lennay Kekua or Manti Te’os Harem or Royal With Cheese or Rivers? More Like a Puddle
So many fake girlfriend jokes … Head is going to explode … Must use “Pulp Fiction” … Ahhh … Rivers … Soothing Rivers.
This works in a few ways. Dez Bryant is nuts and it also goes along with the quote from one of the greatest rap albums of all time by Dr. Dre.
Tony Romo is a robot QB from the future programmed to throw the ball to the wrong team!
Salsa from NEW YORK CITY?
Now you need a GIF of Victor Cruz salsa dancing or this makes no sense, but the Pace Picante Salsa commercial is a classic!
I Love It When We’re Cruzing Together!
Classic tune by Smokey Robinson that got an interesting twist put on it by Huey Lewis and Gweneth Paltrow.
His Injury will probably be almost as annoying as that robot from Star Wars!!
The Alfred Morris Phone
Everyone knows that when you mention Zach Morris’ phone you mean the gigantic one he carried around during “Saved By The Bell.” Little known fact: Alfred Morris also had this phone.
From “Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.” It’s wallpaper that you think is going to make your house so much better looking, but in the end it simply looks ridiculous and overrated!
The Real McCoy
Hopefully, owners will see the real McCoy this season!
If you are still mad at him from last year, dress him up like Boy George and laugh.
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Every year, I say I am going to draft him. Every year he produces. Every year I never draft him. So this title is very fitting for Yeti Vedder.
The Forte-Year-Old Virgin
With his new payday, Matthew can easily afford to lend you dough, son.
Calvin and Hobbles
Every season, Calvin Johnson is always the only guy to stay healthy on the Lions. It also fits that the Lions are about as scary as a stuffed tiger.
Favre-Dollar Foot Long
Yes, I know he is retired, but it’s still funny!
The Discount Double Check
Aaron Rodgers’ TD Dance and one of the best commercials out there that was slowly killed by overdoing it.
Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
Me & Julio Down By The Endzone
Julio is going to be big, my friends!!! HUGE!!!
Matty Ice, Ice, Baby
Cheap beer that got me through college mixed with the greatest rapper with the word Vanilla in his name? Yes please!
Drew Brees, Makes Me Feel Fine
Seals & Croft classic tune mixed with a QB that is a stud year in and year out. It all works so nicely.
Superstar Jimmy Graham
Jimmy Graham is a superstar and he just happens to have the same last name as WWE Hall Of Famer Superstar Billy Graham.
The Muscle Hamster
This is the greatest nickname ever given to a player — and he HATES IT! I don’t care, I love it.
Wham! Bam! Thank You, Cam!
You are thanking Cam Newton if you had him for the first nine weeks of his rookie season. Since then, not as much.
Read what I wrote above. He will scam owners again.
Yo Sammity Sam
I say, I say, Sam Bradford needs more of a supporting cast!
Russell, The Love Muscle
“Ford Fairlane.” Andrew Dice Clay at his best! If you haven’t seen the movie, do yourself a favor and see it!
Mendenhall and Oates
Lord, Have Percy
Hopefully, Mr. Harvin can stay healthy. It also allows the owner to say “Lord, Have Percy” every time he scores!
Larry Fitzgerald needs a Balki to throw him the ball. Hopefully, Carson Palmer will be the Balki to Cousin Larry!
Kaepernick’s Dolphins Hat
I love that this dude wore another team’s hat and didn’t think twice about it! I also love what he could do this year for owners!
Kaepernick Knack Paddy Wack Give A Dog A. Boldin
I just like this saying! And I think he’ll like throwing to Boldin very much.
How could I forget this? Shame on me! Also, a great name for a punk band.
”Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” – The Principal
If you didn’t find a great name from these Fantasy Football team names, hopefully, we will at least have given you some good ideas! Check out BestFantasyTeamNames.com! And you can find more of Yeti Vedder’s rants on his Twitter feed @YetiVedder and on FifthPeriodLunch.com.